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"How am I rampaging?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Clown

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Going on Holiday with Kids

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Is clutter necessary?

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Submarine emerges on top of building

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

Noise: An Overview.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Disorganised Crime

"Mmmmpph!!!"

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

The Lady is a tramp.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.