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"How am I rampaging?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Clown

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Going on Holiday with Kids

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Is clutter necessary?

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Submarine emerges on top of building

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Disorganised Crime

Noise: An Overview.

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

The Lady is a tramp.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

Unintended consequences.