Urban Chaos Appreciator T-Shirts

"Look! No hands!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Monster Clown

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"How am I rampaging?"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

Submarine emerges on top of building

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

The Election - Chairing the member.

Noise: An Overview.

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'