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Submarine emerges on top of building

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Look! No hands!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Giant slug attacks a city

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Monster Clown

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Working Vacation.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Renaissance Zone

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

"You are not what I expected."

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"How am I rampaging?"

TRUMP

The Great Laundini

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

Art City.

Great Urban Sprawl

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

In case of fire: Parachutes

Manhattan Cat looking at GE Building