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Submarine emerges on top of building

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Look! No hands!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Giant slug attacks a city

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Monster Clown

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Working Vacation.

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."

"You are not what I expected."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Renaissance Zone

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"How am I rampaging?"

The Great Laundini

TRUMP

Great Urban Sprawl

Art City.

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

In case of fire: Parachutes

Manhattan Cat looking at GE Building