Urban Chaos Gifts

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"How am I rampaging?"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

The Creative Process

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

Subway Organizer

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'