Urban Chaos Enthusiasts Gifts

'Go get them, girl!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Billy's clean room.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Going on Holiday with Kids

"How am I rampaging?"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'I can't find my key.'

Is clutter necessary?

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Parking

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.