Urban Chaos Enthusiasts Pillows

'Go get them, girl!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Billy's clean room.

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Going on Holiday with Kids

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"How am I rampaging?"

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Is clutter necessary?

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Parking

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'