Urban Chaos Aficionado Gifts

'Yo! Your left woofer is a little off!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Steadman - The Early Years.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"How am I rampaging?"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Submarine emerges on top of building

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Octopus Twister

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

Noise: An Overview.