Urban Chaos Aficionado Mugs

'Yo! Your left woofer is a little off!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"How am I rampaging?"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

Submarine emerges on top of building

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Alphabet soup in a tough neighbourhood.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"