Urban Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

"Pedestrian rage!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"How am I rampaging?"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

"Hold on, I'll take down a message for her."

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

Chav a Merry Christmas

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'