Lover Of Urban Chaos Gifts

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

What My Day Feels Like

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Clown

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

A catch-all is born.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Too busy."

"How am I rampaging?"

"I can't see my screen!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Is clutter necessary?

The Creative Process

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Method/Madness

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

Subway Organizer