Urban Chaos Lover Gifts

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Look! No hands!"

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

How to Build a Bungalow

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Falling for art

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Too busy."

"I can't see my screen!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"How am I rampaging?"

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Method/Madness

The Creative Process

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Is clutter necessary?

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

Subway Organizer

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

A Over Crowded Office.