Urban Chaos Champ Gifts

Noise: An Overview.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's more inside."

Monster Clown

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"How am I rampaging?"

"I can't see my screen!!"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

The Creative Process

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.