Urban Chaos Commentator Gifts

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Clown

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"How am I rampaging?"

Trickle down...

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Submarine emerges on top of building

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Fun City Update

Entering Toxteth.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Occasionally the birdtable would be visited by a family of Chavfinches.

Noise: An Overview.

Santa's sleigh is being towed - 'No sleigh parking'.

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

'Don't you just love fast track justice?'

'The meek don't want it!'

Reserved crime scene.

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

This Town Is Too Expensive I've Left It. Please Give.