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' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Shoppers

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."