Chaos Adventurers Gifts

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Hell: The Airport"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

City centre pub.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."