Chaos Adventurer Gifts

Cellulitis: When your cellphone gets lost on moving day.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Stubborn Horse

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

A dream of consequence

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Let there be cool.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"You stop it, now!"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'