Chaos Adventurer Mugs

Cellulitis: When your cellphone gets lost on moving day.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Stubborn Horse

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A dream of consequence

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Let there be cool.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'