Chaotic Explorer Mugs

A man hunting in gale of wind

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Then what happened?"

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Invisible Man Kit