Calm And Chaos Explorer Mugs

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

A dream of consequence

The Best Laid Plans

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Careful

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Going to the pub with kids...

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

The Black Hole of Plans

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'