Calm Explorer Mugs

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Meditation

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"It is my place!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Interpretive napping

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Muzak's Top 10

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

"We find it calms the patient."