Calm Traveler Mugs

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

On Holiday

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Mexican Dog

'No luggage.'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

"All I have is tofu."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Migration to the Netherlands

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'