Calm Traveler Gifts

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

On Holiday

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Mexican Dog

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'No luggage.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"All I have is tofu."

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

Migration to the Netherlands