Tranquil Traveler Gifts

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Yipeee!"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

On Holiday

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"Smile!"

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Staycation holidays...

Bus stop and reader

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

Camping in new normality

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"

It's that time again. . . what you need in your car for winter driving & emergencies. . .

'Now what, I ask you, coul dpossible go wrong on this picture perfect day?'

The US has many problems.

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"