Tranquil Traveler Gifts

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Yipeee!"

On Holiday

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Smile!"

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Staycation holidays...

Bus stop and reader

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

Camping in new normality

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

"Chatting or no chatting?"

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"

'Now what, I ask you, coul dpossible go wrong on this picture perfect day?'

The US has many problems.

It's that time again. . . what you need in your car for winter driving & emergencies. . .

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'