Relaxed Traveler Gifts

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Is it good or bad, that the rats get really comfortable?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Pina Coladas

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

On Holiday

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'No luggage.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Mexican Dog

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Thanks for house sitting!

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

Camping in new normality