Leisurely Traveler Gifts

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Life after death"

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Cheapskate Cruises

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Table tennis.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?