Leisurely Explorer Gifts

The joy of browsing.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Pina Coladas

Polar bear bowling alley

Snooker Golf.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Scenic selfie site

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'