Leisurely Explorer Gifts

The joy of browsing.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Pina Coladas

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Snooker Golf.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Scenic selfie site

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Introvert-in-a-Box

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Nice curvature."