Leisure Time Explorer Gifts

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man fishing in the rain with his bored wife

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Interpretive napping

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Where the Wild Things Summer

"Yipeee!"

Odd Spas

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Lady in Springtime

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

Late at night the research assistant would videotape their shanigans.

Introvert-in-a-Box

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

The other 364 days of the year.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Cow Gossip

"Nice curvature."

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to too little leisure time.'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Westminster Across the Thames

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!