Leisure Time Lover Gifts

"Yipeee!"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Stairlift around cliff face.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Happy Retirement

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Table tennis.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Man sunbathing on the beach.