Leisure Lovers Gifts

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

'Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner BC, but I'm up to my ears in work.'

"I want to be an executive,sir, and have three hour lunch breaks."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Moving back home has given me a greater appreciation of my parent's wisdom and resources."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"You were right, Tom, golfing is great exercise. . . but I think this has been enough exercise for today!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Kid playing golf in the sand pit.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Church for sports worshipers.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."