Leisure Sport Lover Gifts

Golfer going into onsite counsellor office

"This must be league night at Fun Time Bowling."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salmon Run

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'