Summer Sport Lover Gifts

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Egyptian Football

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.