Summer Sports Gifts

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

French Cricket.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Sportswear Shop.

Football and high temperatures

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Steak Ted?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I AM at my usual position."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Fast Lane.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Sport Utility Boot.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.