Summer Sports Events Gifts

"God, I hate Wimbledon fortnight!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Steak Ted?'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Fast Lane.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Raheem Sterling

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

His New Grillfriend

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sport Utility Boot.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."