Sport Events Gifts

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

A prehistoric football match.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

High Jump

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Iron Man Contest

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Stop with racism in sport!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'