Racing Events Gifts

A number of runners run through police tape.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Tension filled the tent.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

Raheem Sterling

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bob's Driving School.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

All dressed up and no place to go

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."