Horse Racing Events Gifts

What the hell did he do?

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

Raheem Sterling

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Sporting maladies.