Events Gifts

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

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"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'I hate networking.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

Social Butterfly

Penguin trying on a suit.

Inhospitality tent.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'So, what's this flashmob all about, and who organised it?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Name Badges.

How the ticket companies earn that handling fee.

The Happiest Hen on Acton.

'I'd like you to meet my hilarious sidekick.'

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Event Planner

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

"I thought Burning Man would be more interesting."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Darling, spotting Todd Mason dressed as a woman - was that at the Palio in Siena or at the Day of the Dead in Oaxaca?"