Events Gifts

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Small Business Advisor - Networking

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'I hate networking.'

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Social Butterfly

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

Inhospitality tent.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'So, what's this flashmob all about, and who organised it?'

Event Planner

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Put your glasses on dear. 'That annoying kid who hasn't been collected yet', is our Charlie."

Need ticket.

"We're paying you to dance and be fun, not to drink a mope."

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

The Happiest Hen on Acton.

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

How the ticket companies earn that handling fee.

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

Name Badges.

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

'I'd like you to meet my hilarious sidekick.'

Eurovision 2023

Too bad you had to cancel your party. . .