Music Events Gifts

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

". . . and because the event is cancelled, the tactical voting will take place next year!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

Robert Fripp

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

George Michael

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."