Music Events Gifts

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

"Borrrrrinnnnggg!"

". . . and because the event is cancelled, the tactical voting will take place next year!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Motorherd

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Man, times have changed.'