Rock Concerts Gifts

At the rock concert...

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Concert Pianist.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

I love my Timpani

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"