Rock Concerts Gifts

At the rock concert...

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Will I still be able to smash a violin?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Congratulations...you have trench foot.'

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Lennon and McCartney.

Cimafunk

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"This next one's another oldie."

George Michael