Rock Concert Collector Gifts

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

A Symphony of Penguins

Robert Fripp

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

At the rock concert...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Freddie Mercury

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Mark Knopfler.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Popera!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Singer and her microphone

Cesar Franck

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Robert Drake

Dino Fest