Rock Concert Enthusiast Gifts

"I bet you thought 'A Scolding From Mother' was a band, didn't you?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Elvis Presley

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Old rocker.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

Popera!

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.