Rock Concert Goer Gifts

We meant Benghazi!

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Tina Turner

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."