Urban Concertgoer Gifts

Live from Lincoln Center.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jeff Beck.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Songbird.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."