Urban Concertgoer Mugs

Live from Lincoln Center.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Orchestra.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Songbird.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."