Live Concert Goer Mugs

"Here's a little ditty I wrote about birth, death and taxes..."

Cello Concert

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Anna Calvi

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.