Live Show-goer Mugs

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Theatre Crowd

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Applause

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jeff Beck.

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.