Showgoer Mugs

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Jarvis Cocker

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Eric Clapton.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Masquerade

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."