Show Enthusiasts Mugs

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

How I met your mother

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Police Box

And that's why I'm still single!

Walter The Sea Monster

'Hello, Mum!'

The walking dead

Intramission

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

TV repeats.

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Performer

Canadian television trivia.