Spectacle Aficionados Mugs

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Hugh fans!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Harriet Walter

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Watching TV around the world

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Frankie and Annette.

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Bismark Ballet School

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

The walking dead

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Magic Book.

"Yes, the glasses work well, but now that I can clearly see what we're fed, I've lost my appetite..."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'