Spectacle Style Enthusiast Mugs

"How are those?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Victorian Lady

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'This is me at my most masculine.'